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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.»
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
«If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
— Christina Aguilera
«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer
«I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)
«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer
«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player
«My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player
«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean
«I was in a no-win situation, so I’m glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer

«I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.»
- George Bush
«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB
«I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
«They misunderestimated me.»
- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
«I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.»
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
«A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.»
- Samuel Goldwyn
«I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.»
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
«I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
«Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
«We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
«I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.»
— Britney Spears
«Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.»
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player
«Put the ‘off’ button on.»
- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000
«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»
- Dan Quayle
«He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
«If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.»
- George Gobel
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